Searching for Pablo

Crazy Jun

February 20, 2008

Who does Jun Lozada think he is?

After years of wading through the muck, suddenly we hear him exclaim, “Yuck?”

Was he like the Roman, Saul (five feet tall?), who persecuted and profited from Christians but got struck by lighting, blinded for bit, until he literally saw the light?

Or how about Chavit Singson, the perpetual member of Estrada’s Midnight Cabinet, who proved to be the missing link, er, linking the deposed president to the illegal numbers game, jueteng?

It’s not enough that Lozada should bring his sullied hands right to the doorsteps of Malacañang and dirty up Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo’s immaculate gown? It’s not enough that Lozada accuse the First Gentleman of making a commission from the NBN-ZTE deal? Can’t he see how sickly the president’s husband is?

I see a pattern here. Lozada has a very nasty habit of bringing his friends down with him. First, there was Romulo Neri. It was Neri who brought him in, taught him the ropes of the bureaucracy, the jargons that honorable men go by. It was Neri who became instrumental for him to hold the position that he once held and the opportunities and perks that come along with it.

Where else could he have gotten the now famous phrase, “moderate their greed?” He doesn’t have the imagination to conjure that. He’s just (as he admitted himself) a probinsyanong instik.

And putting words into Neri’s mouth? Jeez! As the famous phrase above signified, Neri couldn’t have said the President was “evil.” Neri’s got too much imagination on his left pinkie that will blow Lozada’s mind away.

And now this?

Now Lozada has gone too far. Now, he committed the most unholy transgression of all.

His dear, dear friend, Palace deputy executive secretary for legal affairs Manuel Gaite, is now trying to defend himself to the ruthless media before the judgmental public. That’s what he got for commiserating with Lozada.

For what, you ask?

Gaite gave Lozada’s brother, Owe, P500,000 while Lozada was in HongKong. Imagine the betrayal he must feel! Considering that Gaite only receives about P50,000 a month in salaries and allowances but he moved hell to raise that half a million pesos to help out his friend but Lozada butt-fucked him.

"It’s unfortunate that all my efforts at helping Jun Lozada have been twisted by him or made to appear as part of a scheme to prevent him from testifying in the Senate hearing on the NBN-ZTE project, " Gaite was quoted in the papers as saying.

Now Gaite must know how Julius Caesar felt when he was stabbed by his dear friend, Brutus in the name of Rome. But we all know it was more about power and ambition than it was about Rome.

I bet the rest of the 84 million Filipinos would love to have a friend like that. The money came from his own pockets, for chrissakes! That might have been the education fund for his children; or that new car he and his wife are eyeing. Can’t Lozada see the sacrifices his friend went through for him?

(Come to think of it, I’ve got lousy friends. They can’t even buy me a decent meal from Jollibee when I go hungry. Cheap-ass sons-of-bitches.)   

Why would you do that to your friend, man?

Who do you think you are?

You think your voice will be enough to bring the whole system, perfected to be milked by politicians and enterprising aides, down?

Why can’t you just heed our esteemed President’s advice and move on? Stop playing politics. What, you don’t think these investigations and grandstandings don’t have repercussions on how foreign nations look at us?

With your incessant talk and endless exposés, you’re making us all look bad before the eyes of the world.

We have a reputation, see? After all we are the Philippines. 

Home to 84 million cowards, and one bitch.

 

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Previous Comments

Hahaha! Splendid entry. I am very much amused by your last sentence. Sad but true.

Posted by virus at February 21, 2008, 8:14 am

i agree with virus. i lerv it. it hurts but i couldnt agree more!

Posted by pearl at March 3, 2008, 3:06 am

now that the real jun lozada was exposed to be immoral, graft and corrupt as shown by the documents taken by the NBI from his former office and exposed to the senate by senator miriam defensor , i think most of the sane filipinos will be awaken by the stupidity of this man who was claimed a hero by an aspiring presidential hopeful, without even a single documentary evidence except his crooked tongue that was bought by stupid senators who claim to be don quixote. beware Mr. stupid empty handed witness daw, you will face the real truth after the senate hearing when you start facing the court for graft and corruption and libel cases if you cannot support your tsismis with solid evidences. take care Mr. stupid man .Do your part the way estrada , the convicted criminal plunderer was found guilty with solid evidences and not by tsismis and crooked tougue.

Posted by ahmad apolonio at March 9, 2008, 12:27 am

now that the real jun lozada was exposed to be immoral, graft and corrupt as shown by the documents taken by the NBI from his former office and exposed to the senate by senator miriam defensor , i think most of the sane filipinos will be awaken by the stupidity of this man who was claimed a hero by an aspiring presidential hopeful, without even a single documentary evidence except his crooked tongue that was bought by stupid senators who claimed to be don quixote. beware Mr. stupid empty handed witness daw, you will face the real truth after the senate hearing when you start facing the court for graft and corruption and libel cases if you cannot support your tsismis with solid evidences. take care Mr. stupid man .Do your part the way estrada , the convicted criminal plunderer who was found guilty with solid evidences and not by tsismis and crooked tougue.

Posted by ahmad apolonio at March 9, 2008, 12:31 am

SENATO LACSON IS ONE OF A HELL OF A DIRECTOR. HE KNOWS HOW TO RECRUIT ACTORS AND ACTRESSES THAT CAN ACT IN THE SENATE ACCORDING TO THE SCRIPTS HE HAD PREPARED FOR THEM, IN THE ZTE CONTROVERSY, HE WAS ABLE TO RECRUIT AND REHEARSED A CERTAIN JOEY DE VENECIA AND JUN LOZADA. THESE TWO REALLY ACTED THEIR PARTS ACCORDING TO THE SCRIPTS AND WAS ABLE TO SET UP SECRETARY ATIENZA TO MAKE IT LOOK THAT HE WAS KIDNAPPED WITH ROYALTY TREATMENT. CALLING HIS MISTRESS AND WIFE WHILE BEING ESCORTED BY HIS SUPPOSED KIDNAPPERS AND ENJOYED A SUMPTUOS MEAL IN A CLASSY RESTAURANT AND LATER REQUESTED TO BE BROUGHT TO HIS DIVINE ANGEL GUARDS CALLED NUNS AND PRIESTS AND LIKE A CRYING BABY TOLD HIS GUARDIAN ANGELS HOW HE WAS TORTURED. IT WAS A HELL OF A KIDNAPPED SCENARIO.

AFTER THE SUCCESS OF HIS TWO ACTORS, THE GREAT DIRECTOR ANNOUNCED ANOTHER ACTOR BY THE NAME OF MADRIAGA, WHO WAS A VERY GOOD ACTOR EXCEPT THAT HE WAS NOT ABLE TO CONVINCED MOST OF THE MOVIE GOERS BECAUSE OF SOME SLIPPED IN HIS SCRIPTS, SUCH AS A FORGED DOCUMENT SUPPOSED TO HAVE BEEN SIGNED BY MR. SAN MIGUEL, THE SURPRISED WITNESS OF THE DIRECTOR THAT REALLY SURPRISED HIM INSTEAD OF THE AUDIENCE.

WITH GOOD PEOPLE IN THE SENATE, SUCH AS THE DIRECTOR, THE MALISYOSANG SENADORA,A HERO WORSHIPER, ETC. I WONDER WHY OUR COUNTRY IS STILL STANDING AND GOING STRONGER ECONOMICALLY. IS IT BECAUSE WE HAVE A GOOD CAPTAIN OF THE SHIP BY THE NAME OF GLORIA MACAPAGAL ARROYO.

WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO US IF WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A DIRECTOR AND A MALISYOSA AS CAPTAIN OF THE SHIP? MAYBE WE WILL ALL BE IN A HURRY TO LEAVE THE SHIP AND SWIM TO ANOTHER ISLAND. WHAT DO YOU THING MGA MAHAL KONG KABABAYAN. MAGPAPAKUPKOP BA TAYO SA TINATAGURIANG MGA ALAGAD NG DIYOS NA ANG TANGING NALALAMAN AY MANGOLECTA NG TONG SA SIMBAHAN NGUNIT WALAN HILIG MAGBAYAD NG BUWIS PERA PAKIALAMERO SA PAMAHALAAN?

ARE THE MAJORITY OF FILIPINOS SUMUSUNOD LANG SA AGOS KAHIT NA WALANG ALAM SA ISYONG NAKALAHAD O TALAGANG KARAMIHAN SA MAHIHIRAP NATING MGA KABABAYAN AY BULAG AT MADALING AKAYIN SA MALING PANINIWALA.

LOOK AT JOSE DE VENECIA NA 15 YEARS NG SPEAKER AY HIRAP NA HIRAP BUMITIW SA KAPANGYARIHAN AT WALANG SAWA.

AND WHAT DID HE DO AFTER 178 CONGRESSMEN VOTED HIM OUT. IMMEDIATELY HE BLAMED ONLY TWO BROTHERS OUT OF 178 CONGRESSMEN AND IMMEDIATELY VISITED A CONVICTED PLUNDERER TO BECOME HIS ALLY AND DENOUNCED HIS FORMER BEST FRIEND TO RESIGN AS PRESIDENT OF THE PHILIPPINES. THESE GREAT COUPLE, HUSBAND AND WIFE ARE NOW MINGLING WITH THE PROPHETS OF DOOM, CORY AQUINO, THE PLUNDERER AND THE BEST ACTOR OF THEM ALL, JUN..JUN…LOZADA, AND SIKAT NA BABAERO.

THANK YOU FRIENDS IF YOU HAVE ENOUGH PATIENCE TO READ THIS HUMBLE STORY OF MINE….THANK YOU.

Posted by ARNEL DIZON at March 12, 2008, 4:59 am

I AM A TFC SUBSCRIBER. I USED TO ENJOY WATCHING TV PATROL BECAUSE OF REAL NEWS THEY ARE GIVING, BUT LATELY I NOTICED THAT THEY ARE CONCENTRATING MORE ON FEATURING THE DESTABILIZERS OF THE GOVERNMENT. THEY GIVE MORE TIME ON THEM THAN TELLING THE PEOPLE WHAT THE GOVERNMENT IS DOING TO HELP THE FILIPINO PEOPLE SPECIALLY THE POOR ONES. IT IS VERY OBVIOUS THAT THEY WANT THE PRESIDENT TO BE OUSTED BY GIVING MORE TIME TO THE KIND OF LOZADA, WHO IS HIMSELF IS PROVEN CORRUPT AS SHOWN BY DOCUMENTARY EVIENCE WHILE HE WAS WITH FOREST CORP. ANOTHER FAVORITE CHARACTER OF THE SHOW IS JOSEPH ESTRADA, THE PLUNDERER WHO WAS SAVED BY THE PRESINDENT FOR A LIFETIME IN PRISON AND TURNED OUT TO BE AN UNGRATEFUL SCAM. HW IS TRYING TO FOOL THE POOR MEMBERS OF THE SOCIETY BY GIVING GROCERIES TO GET THEIR SYMPATHIES AND LOYALTIES. THE POOR ONES ARE BUT HAPPY TO EMBRACED AND KISS THIS JUDAS PRETENDING TO BE JESUS CHRIST. THESE ARE ONLY TWO EXAMPLES OF THE IMPARTIALITY OF ABS-CBN. THE NEWS THEY ARE GIVING IS 1% for the administration and 99% for the enemies of the state.

I HOPE THIS WILL BE A WAKE UP CALL TO ABS-CBN NOT TO HELP THE ENEMIES OF THE STATE BECAUSE WE PREFER TO KNOW ABOUT THE PROGRAMS OF THE GOVERNMENT THAT WILL HELP THE VERY POOR PEOPLE THAT WE ARE BRAGGING TO BE THE RECIPIENTS OF THE KIND OF NEWS THAT TENDS TO BRAINWASH THEM TO BECOME MEMBERS OF THE DESTABILIZERS.

SORRY TO LET YOU KNOW THAT MOST OF US OFWS DON’T BELIEVE LOZADA, WHO ONLY BLUBBERS WITHOUT SHOWING ANY DOCUENTARY EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT ALL HIS “DALDAL AND DALDAL” NA PARANG PUTANG BABAE. BETTER YOU TELL YOUR FRIED LOZADA TO LOOK HIS FACE AT THE MIRROR AND KINDLY TELL HIS MISTRESS TO STOP THIS GUY BEFORE HE HURTS HIMSELF WHEN HE FACES TH OMBUDSMAN TO DEFEND HIMSELF ON HIS GRAFT AND CORRUPTION.

WE THANK YOU IF YOU WILL CHANGE YOUR STYLE OF GIVING NEWS. WE WANT GOOD NEWS.

Posted by ahmad apolonio at April 4, 2008, 3:44 am

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